I had to share what my kids just said. They are watching some kind of movie on the Disney Channel, while I'm playing on the computer.
In the movie a man was being chased by someone and he yelled I have pepper spray. This is what my kids said.
Colton: "Isn't pepper spray something that old ladies carry in their pocketbooks?"
And Emma said without missing a beat: "No they carry salt spray!"
I thought that was so cute. She says some things that can absolutely crack you up. I wish I would write them down, because I always forget before I can tell anyone.